Holy guacamole: he's like a male Martha Stewart. Only hip. And edgy. And genuinely, ridiculously creative. And creates sculpture and cool stuff out of metal. And is not going to jail.
He built a chandelier out of a bike tire and jalapeno lights and it looks so faboo I'm planning a trip to Georgia so I can go heist it and claim it as my own.
And, hey, r80o, if you think I've forgotten about the bamboo planter, you are sadly mistaken. Just wait til I get a mailing address, Mr. Sparkyman . . .